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The Chode Burglar

-eighteen years of kicking ass-

does anyone even read this?

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

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buddhabrot:

when ur rich and skinny and good looking and privileged you can go around and say “think positive!! every thing is great!!! woo!! stay positive!! yay!!!” bc u have ur fuckin parents giving u money so u dnt have to worry about falling back on ur ass, u don’t have to worry about people hating u bc…

camdamage:

The guys who think nudity immediately means arousal/sex are the same ones who think being a gynecologist would be a dream job.

And God said “Love Your Enemy,” and I obeyed him and loved myself.

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